Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Inland Revenue Peeps: Bust Albert Einstein!!!

One shocking thing I found from this w3sitey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The greatest scientographer brainbox in the megamighty historical multiverse of the infinity of the everything, the dude wot invented the concept of spacealien-timeywimey, said this!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

Agh!!!! Infamy!!!!!!!! Set the rozzers on his "ass"!!!! Mind you, you might have to dig it up first!!!!!!!!!!! Because he's dead!!!!!!!!!!!

Pah, you may have got away with it this time, Einstein, but if reincarnation happened, you'd be a marked man!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Cut up- on a refridgerator!!!!!!!!!! (On tha w3!!!!!!!!)

Have you ever wanted to write a "poem" in the style of early 70s popstar David Bowowowowie?!?!?!?!?! Well now you, can, and it's all thanks to a refridgerator!!!!!!!!! On tha Netweb!!!!!!!!!

It's all thanks to isnoop.net (Why he wants to be known as a "noop.net" is beyond me!!!!!!!!! What is a noop.net anyway?!?!?!? It's a bit like me wanting to call myself "iscretin.com"!!!!!!!! Erm, where was I?!?!?!?!?) and his Fridge!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! It's a fridge!!!!!!!! On the w3!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately you can't put your falsies in this one!!!!!!!! In fact, you can't even open the door!!!!!!!!!!!! But you can play around with fridge magnet words on the front, and make modern peotry!!!!!!!!

Here's one I did earlier!!!!!!!!!

He left draw under water when five follow back each pie
scratching cat beans find I turn by school cross from start
four people tell new hen about end time of life
a hedgehog did make small bread at home because
hot mill grain treach eight little yellow onirophyse
much could abuse plant use & press spoon for city.

Beat that, Andrew Motion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Get a scribble- on tha NetWeb!!!!!!!!

Hello peeps!!!!!!!! Have you ever been surfing tha w3, and thought: "Hey, wouldn't it be really groovy if I could do a load of completely unartistic scribbles, send it to a complete stranger, and get another load of completey unartistic scribbles in return from a completely different stranger!!!!!!"?!?!?!?! Well, if so, you've been up shengis creek without a paddle!!!!!!!!

Until now, that is!!!!!!!! And it's all thanks to the wonderful w3sitey wot is Sketch Swap!!!!! You do a sketch, you send it, and get a sketch back!!!! Stricly speaking it's not realoly a swap of course, because the person wot done the sketch you get doesn't get the sketch wot you dun!!!!! But who cares when you can draw any old codswallop, and get something in return for it!!!!!!!

For example, here is what I did:

And here's what I got back:

Smashing or wot!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 13, 2007

N3VVZ Fr0n7 P493!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to this lovely w3sitey U peeps can now see the world as Doddering Git sees it!!!!!!!!!!!