"Old Fart is getting ready to total my race car"!!!!!

Well, I never!!!!!!! There's some spangly w3sitey wot goes by the name of Googlism, wot tells things about you based on a Google search of your nomenclature!!!!!! By which of course I mean you name, not your private parts!!!!!!!!! So, here's the goods on yours truly, and I have to say a lot of them are complete shit!!!!!!! I may be many things to many people, but one thing I am not is a "a medium reddish amber colored beer with a light beige head"!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Old Fart is recognized by a peculiar method of dressing [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is an attitude
• Old Fart is ranked 93 and has played for 1h57m in 30 days [Aha!!!!! Someone else who plays tiddlywinks!!!!!!!]
• Old Fart is a gag game
• Old Fart is smart enough to think for him self
• Old Fart is our regular guest writer
• Old Fart is telling you
• Old Fart is the biggest spammer in the history of the net [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is ranked 109 and has played for 48m in 90 days [Aha!!!!! Someone else who plays shove ha'penny!!!!!!!]
• Old Fart is meant to [... Wot?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is in jest
• Old Fart is going 3 [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is rambling about
• Old Fart is a rock music historian knows what he's talking about [Obviously someone's ready my impressively detailed book on the history of Five Star then!!!!!!!]
• Old Fart is an offensive phrase usually referring to someone in authority who is set in their ways or lacking a sense of fun
• Old Fart is due to finally sell up
• Old Fart is not gender [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is enough
• Old Fart is dead
• Old Fart is rambling again
• Old Fart is 29 today
• Old Fart is long past his sell by date
• Old Fart is talking and the other terms like "tonic" or "cold beverage"
• Old Fart is an offensive phrase usually referring to someone in authority who is set in their ways and lacking a sense of fun
• Old Fart is actually a good quality beer
• Old Fart is that of a particular one saved in a ziploc bag [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is out there windsurfing or skiing
• Old Fart is pretty messed up in the head
• Old Fart is far away from goin' senile
• Old Fart is an Old Fart even when it is a heavy [Wot, do you think I am, a hippy or something?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is all
• Old Fart is the guy we want
• Old Fart is ready to kill again
• Old Fart is out of retirement and ready to kill
• Old Fart is right
• Old Fart is just around the corner
• Old Fart is the only choice you got
• Old Fart is an idiot [NO HE ISN'T!!!!!!]
• Old Fart is duly being murdered by kashmiri's hoods he lets out a wail for "maula" and miles away maula who [You wot?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is going to get pissed and you'll probably be off the team and back on the farm on the next bus
• Old Fart is 73 years old and still can kick some serious booty
• Old Fart is ranked 120 and has played for 38m in 30 days real name
• Old Fart is looking for others to jam with in wellington
• Old Fart is drooling
• Old Fart is [... Wot?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is perhaps badmouthing or "dissing" you and or your friends
• Old Fart is that one starts to see the ebb and flow of human experience
• Old Fart is one of the better known [Better known wot?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is as well
• Old Fart is a far cry from the
• Old Fart is merely one of many pale imitators and dark imposters who have crawled out of the woodwork since the lsd craze of the 60's [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is losing sight
• Old Fart is climbing v10 on my wall [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is going to beat us with the rusty pipe
• Old Fart is gone
• Old Fart is gettin' better reviews from the history boys than the [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is signing off for now
• Old Fart is getting ready to total my race car
• Old Fart is so creaky
• Old Fart is becuase when it was her brithday
• Old Fart is that i've learned much of what we have missed through progress
• Old Fart is a medium reddish amber colored beer with a light beige head
• Old Fart is dwight helle [?!?!?!?!?! Learn to speel proper, young man!!!!!]
• Old Fart is still alive
• Old Fart is that goes by the barefoot handle [?!?!?!?!?!]
• Old Fart is out of the house
• Old Fart is having to pay for everything
• Old Fart is so happy to have me back safe and sound that he is making concessions all over the place
• Old Fart is anyone regardless of age
• Old Fart is a real delight

And what it says for my place of abode is even wackier!!!!!!!! For example, I didn't know my town was "8 miles southwest of boston"!!!!! That means I'll be able to travel a mere 506880 inches in a northeasterly direction, and I'll be able pop into the Cheers bar, and see if Woody's still there!!!!!!!!!!!