I thought he was a cartoon alreaddy!!!!!

Rock singer Meat Loaf is to appear with a drumming puppy in a new cartoon aimed at helping children to read.

U-no sometimes I don't have to write annything!!!!!!!!! Just read the summaries of Beeb w3stories via Twitterfeed!!!

Inland Revenue Peeps: Bust Albert Einstein!!!

One shocking thing I found from this w3sitey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The greatest scientographer brainbox in the megamighty historical multiverse of the infinity of the everything, the dude wot invented the concept of spacealien-timeywimey, said this!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

Agh!!!! Infamy!!!!!!!! Set the rozzers on his "ass"!!!! Mind you, you might have to dig it up first!!!!!!!!!!! Because he's dead!!!!!!!!!!!

Pah, you may have got away with it this time, Einstein, but if reincarnation happened, you'd be a marked man!!!!!!!!!!

Cut up- on a refridgerator!!!!!!!!!! (On tha w3!!!!!!!!)

Have you ever wanted to write a "poem" in the style of early 70s popstar David Bowowowowie?!?!?!?!?! Well now you, can, and it's all thanks to a refridgerator!!!!!!!!! On tha Netweb!!!!!!!!!

It's all thanks to isnoop.net (Why he wants to be known as a "noop.net" is beyond me!!!!!!!!! What is a noop.net anyway?!?!?!? It's a bit like me wanting to call myself "iscretin.com"!!!!!!!! Erm, where was I?!?!?!?!?) and his Fridge!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! It's a fridge!!!!!!!! On the w3!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately you can't put your falsies in this one!!!!!!!! In fact, you can't even open the door!!!!!!!!!!!! But you can play around with fridge magnet words on the front, and make modern peotry!!!!!!!!

Here's one I did earlier!!!!!!!!!

He left draw under water when five follow back each pie
scratching cat beans find I turn by school cross from start
four people tell new hen about end time of life
a hedgehog did make small bread at home because
hot mill grain treach eight little yellow onirophyse
much could abuse plant use & press spoon for city.

Beat that, Andrew Motion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a scribble- on tha NetWeb!!!!!!!!

Hello peeps!!!!!!!! Have you ever been surfing tha w3, and thought: "Hey, wouldn't it be really groovy if I could do a load of completely unartistic scribbles, send it to a complete stranger, and get another load of completey unartistic scribbles in return from a completely different stranger!!!!!!"?!?!?!?! Well, if so, you've been up shengis creek without a paddle!!!!!!!!

Until now, that is!!!!!!!! And it's all thanks to the wonderful w3sitey wot is Sketch Swap!!!!! You do a sketch, you send it, and get a sketch back!!!! Stricly speaking it's not realoly a swap of course, because the person wot done the sketch you get doesn't get the sketch wot you dun!!!!! But who cares when you can draw any old codswallop, and get something in return for it!!!!!!!

For example, here is what I did:

And here's what I got back:

Smashing or wot!!!!!!!!!!!!

N3VVZ Fr0n7 P493!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to this lovely w3sitey U peeps can now see the world as Doddering Git sees it!!!!!!!!!!!

Femplesnip: The future of English!!!!!!

U-no, some peeps seem to have into their craniums that I talk in a funy dialekt other than English!!!!!! (As opposed to talking dalekts that are other than English- because they're from Skaro!!!!!!)

Look you buffoons!!!!!!!! It's coz my English vocabulabulary is ultradiverse in tha extreme, and you young whippersnappers with your McEnglish are choking on it's superlovely richness!!!! AdditionaIly, I am expanding tha English language like wot Shakespeare dun by making up new wurds for your edification and use!!!!!

So it it warms the heart of my cockles to w3see that folks on tha tradgeek blabsitey Slashdot have formulated a new word for it, and that word is.... (Drum role!!!!!!!!): Femplesnip!!!!!!!!!

So whenever you blether with the type of accquaintance that makes up words like "foamhole" and "coinage", you can cry "Femplesnip!!!!!!!!!!" (Although, you should be really shouting "Neologism!!!!!!", really.)

Osama BinLid: "Da Da Da"!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-oh!!!!!!!!

I've got a Casio VL-Tone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I can play Trio's "Da Da Da" on it!!!!!!!!!! Thus apparently I am in communication with Al Quieeda, and should be worried about probability of extraordinary rendition to Guanatamaumano Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!