tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7796972011-07-15T01:35:30.665+01:00SENIOR CITIZEN is a flippin' good read of other people's flippin' good read!!! Peruse the wierd and wacky each week thru the miracle that is the megamighty super-information edutainment multimedia ultra-highway Webby thingy!!!!! Presented by Old Fart- of tha Senior Dads multimedia art terrorist demo crew!!!!!!Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comBlogger6341100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-35675627027073411502009-01-28T11:17:00.001Z2009-01-28T11:24:38.378Z

Rock singer Meat Loaf is to appear with a drumming puppy in a new cartoon aimed at helping children to read.U-no sometimes I don't have to write annything!!!!!!!!! Just read the summaries of Beeb w3stories via Twitterfeed!!!

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One shocking thing I found from this w3sitey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The greatest scientographer brainbox in the megamighty historical multiverse of the infinity of the everything, the dude wot invented the concept of spacealien-timeywimey, said this!!!!!!!!!!!!"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."Agh!!!! Infamy!!!!!!!! Set the rozzers on his "ass"!!!! Mind you, you might have

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Have you ever wanted to write a "poem" in the style of early 70s popstar David Bowowowowie?!?!?!?!?! Well now you, can, and it's all thanks to a refridgerator!!!!!!!!! On tha Netweb!!!!!!!!!It's all thanks to isnoop.net (Why he wants to be known as a "noop.net" is beyond me!!!!!!!!! What is a noop.net anyway?!?!?!? It's a bit like me wanting to call myself "iscretin.com"!!!!!!!! Erm, where was I?

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Hello peeps!!!!!!!! Have you ever been surfing tha w3, and thought: "Hey, wouldn't it be really groovy if I could do a load of completely unartistic scribbles, send it to a complete stranger, and get another load of completey unartistic scribbles in return from a completely different stranger!!!!!!"?!?!?!?! Well, if so, you've been up shengis creek without a paddle!!!!!!!!Until now, that is!!!!!!

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Thanks to this lovely w3sitey U peeps can now see the world as Doddering Git sees it!!!!!!!!!!!

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U-no, some peeps seem to have into their craniums that I talk in a funy dialekt other than English!!!!!! (As opposed to talking dalekts that are other than English- because they're from Skaro!!!!!!) Look you buffoons!!!!!!!! It's coz my English vocabulabulary is ultradiverse in tha extreme, and you young whippersnappers with your McEnglish are choking on it's superlovely richness!!!! AdditionaIly

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Uh-oh!!!!!!!!I've got a Casio VL-Tone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I can play Trio's "Da Da Da" on it!!!!!!!!!! Thus apparently I am in communication with Al Quieeda, and should be worried about probability of extraordinary rendition to Guanatamaumano Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes, tonight is the Eurovision Semi Finals, the quiet part of the Eurovision Song Contest where all the good songs get knocked out!!!!!!! I've heard most of the tunes tonight so you don't have to!!!!!!!! So here goes with my preview!!!Austria. Pretty decent- cuban folk and yodelling!!!!!Lithuania. OK- Texas-tyle rock-dance hybrid...Portugal. Reasonably catchy, but nothing special...Moldova. This

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Well, here's a couple of things I never expected to see in the 21st century!!!!! Xmas lights in Cambridge!!!!!!!Someone famous switching on the Xmas lights in Cambridge!!!!! (Apparently in previous years such personages included the mighty Christopher Biggins!!!!!!!!!!)A punk rock beat combo who were mainly famous a quarter of a century ago switching on the Xmas lights in Cambridge!!!!! Various

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Well, I bet you never thought there was a connection between the global economic implication of the state of the US economy, and an extinct relative of Jumbo!!!!! But there is!!!!! And here is the evidence!!!!! When the US treasury secretary John Snow speaks in London tonight, he will have plenty to say about Europe's weak record on economic growth. Yet we fear Mr Snow will have too little to

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Peeps who say I'm often a bit "down" on Americans are of course complete and utter cretins!!!!! I'm the first to recognise the amazing achievements of Yankie Boffinz!!!!! And here's an American story to warm the heart of your cockles!!!!!!! A bunch of folks have completed a journey across America... on Segway transporters!!!!!! Obviously going at the pace of a snail was designed to give the

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What would you do if you're on tha dole, and want to make a CV that really stands out?!?!?!? Well, this Frenchie chappie has set the bar somewhat, (In much the same way that Englebert Humperdink set the bar on classic pop gramophones!!!!) by doing his CV as a jolly little musical flash animation!!!!!! So now you can see a funny animation occompanied by someone who's not exactly Val Doonican

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The great thingy about the megmighty HyperInpho BroadPipe NetWeb CyberBlog BBSpace thingy is the amount of new things one learns about foreign cultures!!!!!!!!!! For one, I didn't know that if I were in Tokyo at night, I'd have to step over as many peeps sleeping in da street as in London Town!!!!! However, these are not your usual tramps and layabouts!!!!!! In fact, they all dress in suits!!!!!

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This is interesting!!!!!! Seems some beat combo called Wilco got dropped by their record company because their thought their gramophone was bobbins!!!! Then said group streamed the disputed gramophone on da NetWeb, then when it was finally released by some other folks, it became a popular chart hit platter!!!!! Anyway, here's an interview thingy with the wonderfully named Jeff Tweedy from said

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Hello folks!!!!!!! Have you ever wanted to go at the speed of over 9 times the speed of sound (Yes!!!!! 9 times the amount of 'elephants' it takes for the text from this screen to reach your eyeballs!!!!) in the upper atmosphere of Planet Earth on a tiny jet thingy for about 10 seconds before landing in tha briney!?!?!?!? Well, now this technology has came to pass!!!!!! It's all thanks to a

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Seen on Freepers.com, where all those funy folks from Jerry Springer shows meet and talk about politics! I have a REALLY dumb question; can I just burn that [downloaded video file] to a CD, or do I have to burn a DVD? And the reply: DVD, have already tried a CD but get sound only. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever caught an vehicular omnibus downtown to tha "big smoke" (By which I course mean London Town, not your local volcano!!!!!) and thought "Hmmmm.... I bet the peeps who read tha megamighty inphopipeway w3space will be thrilled if I write loadsa screeds and pix about this in my blogsitey!!!!!"?!?!?!?!?Well, OK, I haven't, but this bloke does- about the really fascinating and interesting

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Remember way back in tha olden days, I mentioned this thingie called Bluetooth!?!??!!? Well, now some bright sparks at the Independent newspaper (The one wot went tabloid size!!!) have discovered that one can use the now (finally!!!) blossoming technology to solicit mutal assignations of the extra-mural physical variety!!!! Yes, that right, you can use tha latest tech to get some good old

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You might have dimly noticed that the funny accountant type wot runs Britannia is wanting to let the great unwashed have their say with a referendum on a new constitution for tha EU!!!!! No doubt, it'll bring out all the usual types wanting to defend Britain from a EU "monolith" which presumably wants to force hideous continental concepts like integrated public transport systems on Britain!!!!!

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Flippin' eck!!!!! Probably says a lot that I went to Dublin for a jolly, and then I wake up and find myself in Barcelona!!!!!!! In Spain!!!!! In Europe!!!!!! In planet Earth!!!!! In tha solar system!!!!!! In the Milky way (OK, I'll stop now!!!!)!!!!! It was a bit easy to mistake the two places, because apart from the completely different geography, massively bigger size, the slightly sunnier

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Now I'm back on da keys!!!!!! By which I of course mean the computer keyboard in a net cafe, and not a Bontempi organ as you may think!!!!!!Anyway- first day in Dublin, and I've noticed that it's exactly like sunny Glasgow, only with 3 important differences!!!!!!!They use euros instead of squids!!!!!!It's more expensive!!!!!!I don't this has much to do with the euros tho!!!!!! Apparently it's got

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Hello peeps from the city of Dublin!!!!!!!!! In the Republic of Ireland!!!!!!! If you don't know where that is, Old Fart 2 da rescue!!!!! Just take a world map, and search with a suitably ginormus looking glass for the little tiddly spots on the map marked "Great Britain"!!!!!!! The Republic of Ireland's in the little tiddly spot to the left!!!!! Well, the one that's not the Isle of Man!!!!!!!!

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Hello peeps!!!!! Have you ever coughed some phlegm up, and then wondered what it would be like to swim in it?!?!?!?!? I know I haven't!!!!!!! But this lot have!!!!!!!!! They've stuck some "special ingredient" called Guar (So called presumably because it has the same consistency as fresh birdy-doo-dahs!!!!!!!!) into a University of Minnesota swimming pool to make the water more "gloopy", then swam

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Now some of you might be dimly aware that with the crap weather and crap diet, all us Scottish folk are supposed to be dropping dead of heart attacks all the time!!!!!! Which is news to me I can tell you!!!!!! If I have dropped dead in the recent past I would certainly know about it!!!!!!!! So it's a nice breath of fresh air to read this article by some bloke, which also scores highly by

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Cripes!!!!!!! When I was a young man I didn't expect to hear of politicians cutting a hit record!!!!!!! But that's mainly because the gramphone didn't exist then!!!!! Which is a shame really, because I would have really liked to hear "The Sir Robert Peel Hot Five Go Beat Crazy!!!!!!" or "Benjamin Disraeli Hangs Loose!!!!!!"!!!!!!! But even in tha 60s, when everyone was supposed to be taking off

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Well, tha megamighty UK rap scene has already brought us the genius of MC Pitman, so it's about time the US caught up instead of giving us all the usual angry rappy chappies who go on about going to a club, drinking a lot of expensive alcoholic beverages, smoking a few "Jazz cigarettes", getting in a fight over who is biggest in the trouser department, then copping off with some female of the

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U-no, I've been occasionally gabbing away on the boards!!!!!! By which I of course mean conversing on the internet, not vomiting profusely on stage!!!!! And today I notice there's some discussion about "Defending the Indefensible: The Beautiful South"!!!!!!!! Which refers to the apparently impossible task of saying nice things about the popular music band of that nomenclature, not a strategy to

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Call Stella- in a Polish accent!!!!!Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station. Hello

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Fear destiny's freedom? Don't want my memory!Don't give from your scene!Refresh quality? So, the today enjoys best.Gift lives super. Try your Friday to your sensation!Please refresh today to quality! Gift's sport introduces good for this again dream.My spring's scene is good of this style.Hope wonders cool.Friend loves giving. Worry that gift?Want! Hope's friend enjoys essential because of this

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What a load of pants!!!!!Have you ever been into a bit of DIY!?!??! By which I of course mean making and fixing things yourself, not "playing the one-string bass" as you may think!!!!!!! Well, this w3sitey may be right up your alley!!!! Or it may not!!!!!! Because it's not actually about something you do with your tools!!!!!! In fact, it's a load of pants!!!!!! Literally!!!!! (Almost!!!!!)Yes, we

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This is what living in France does to you!!!!! Now, I'm not one of those poltroons like those funny peeps from tha US who bash the Frenchies all the time, going "What have those cheese-eating surrender monkeys ever done for us?!?!?!?" (Well, apart from sinking the Brits navy and giving the rebels squillions of monet [ie munney!!!] in the Wars of Independence, and giving them the Statue of Liberty

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"Old Fart is getting ready to total my race car"!!!!!Well, I never!!!!!!! There's some spangly w3sitey wot goes by the name of Googlism, wot tells things about you based on a Google search of your nomenclature!!!!!! By which of course I mean you name, not your private parts!!!!!!!!! So, here's the goods on yours truly, and I have to say a lot of them are complete shit!!!!!!! I may be many things

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This game is a piece of piss- literally!!!! (Almost!!!!)U-no, for some extraordinary reason, folks seem to think the entire raison d'etre of this site is that of a urine extraction exercise!!!!! Well, if so, you are talking absolute piffle!!!! If I were to extract urine all the time, my bladder would explode!!!!! Just ask Colostomy Bag!!!!! (!!!) I use the "little boys room" just as much as

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A loan company for tits- literally!!!! (In more ways than one!!!!) Have you ever been reading your electronic mailbox, and thought to yourself: "Hmmm!!!! Maybe it's about time I got plastic surgery in order to get a pair of sexy woman's jugs on my chest!!!"?!?!?! I know I haven't!!!!!! So all you pillocks sending me spam mail along those lines can 'hoof' off!!!!!! (And those of you who send me

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Teletubby-fearing God botherer compares corny country band to continental poultry!!!! Now, I'm not one of those coves who thinks that lately the United States of America has somehow evolved from Land of the Free into something like the Taliban, only with money instead of braincells!!!! What bunkum and tummyrot!!!! Why, you've probably still got a few years to go before that happens!!!! So, until

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Microsoft: Piracy is OK- if you're a Chinaman!!!!! Now, some of you peeps who are up on the old 'foreign strategic policy trends' malarkey might be aware that one of the major up-and-coming movers and shakers on tha hyperglobalistic world economy front is China!!!!!!!! Steve "Wacky!!!" Ballmer's chums in Microsoft certainly think so- they're selling their software there!!!! Strange thing is that

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-821930002002-09-27T15:24:00.000+01:002006-09-29T13:40:12.426+01:00

You may call it a bloody racket, we call it a design feature!!!!!!!!!!This might make Jeremy Clarkson happy, or all those other funny blokes with whiny nasal voices that present "Top Gear"!!!!! Although I still can't see the point of people going on about "serious" cars and suchlike!!!!!! Or cars that are shaped like a todger!!!!! I mean, I used to drive a car that had a radiator resembling a

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Killing zombies is good for kids!!!! And we're not talking about viewers of Hollyoaks either!!! I am of course talking about videogames on that PlayCubeStationX Ultra, or whatever they call the consoles this week!!!!!! Oh it wasn't like in tha olden days, when you had an ZX 453543452636562 (Model B) playing "Killer Ampersands"!!!! Those games really exercised one's imagination!!!!!!!!!!! Mainly

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-821910672002-09-27T14:31:00.000+01:002002-09-27T14:31:20.840+01:00

Linkoid!!!Scientists have found "cosmic polarisation", which is probably not too surprising as this bit of info about 'polarisation' arised at a pole- the South Pole that is!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apparently it's called 'Uploadphonix', now!!!!!!!!! Now some of you are probably all too aware of this thing that's been happening over the past few years where someone takes a vocal from Crap Pop Group A and sticks it on top of the music from Crap Pop Group B, thus making Crap Pop Gramophone C!!!!! In fact, there's been a jolly nice w3sitey called Boom Selection which has charted (!!!!) the

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Bombay didn't "Forget About Dre"!!!!!!!! Now this a bit of a turn up for the books!!!!! Dr Dre (Which I used to think was short for "Doctor Doctore"!!!!! Like he's a rap doctor that tears up things!!!!!!!!! But apparently I wrong!!!!! Apparently he's not really a doctor at all!!!! It's actually an abbreviated version of his real name, Andre!!!! Followed by a slightly less abbreviated version of

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-818700612002-09-20T14:47:00.000+01:002002-11-17T17:57:19.000Z

"Already I do not know as have-of having me with this chaste one of people"!!!!!!!!! Now!!! Some of you might dimly remember your fave w3zine (Senior Citizen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) doing a spot of el reportage on tha webby version of a jolly unusual tome named "English As She Is Spoke"!!!! Now of course, that was quite an ancient publication from tha olden days, so no doubt all you young

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Oi!!!! Blunket!!!! Shut it!!!!!!!!! Amazingly enough, those really quick people in the "upmarket presses" have finally come round the startling conclusion that the current UK Home Secretary David Blunkett is about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the backside!!!!!!U-no, I don't think people would be so nice to him if he wasn't blind!!!! But seeing as he's all down on all this "political

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Nukes: Yaaawwwwnnn!!!!! A jolly unusual point of view from one fiesty young woman here !!!! Zoe Williams argues that all this arguing about having Iraq potentially having nuclear weapons isn't going to impress a lot of people because during the Cold War, the "Evil Empire" back then (ie The Russians, and not Saudi Arabia as you may think!!!) had squillions of megatonnes of nukes, on rockets that

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-814038422002-09-10T14:47:00.000+01:002002-11-17T18:03:17.000Z

Funny little man wot doesn't write for tha Herald!!!! Wow, this is a jolly big surprise!!!! Long-term readers of my luvley organ (Senior Citizen of course!!!!) might dimly remember John MacLeod, that funny little man from the Western Isle wot writes for the Glasgow Herald!!!!! Except now he doesn't!!!!It seems that writing eulogies about the Renfrew Ferry or writing fumilnations about

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Who says punk is immature!!!!!!!!! Now, the way this Queen's Jubilee malarkey was covered in the mass media, you'd think everyone in the entire British Isles was going "Cor blimey guv, God bless our Queen!!!!!" and had a Union Jack painted on their face!!!!!!!!! Well, I can tell you that's a lot of bunkum and tummyrot!!!!!!! It was just reported like that and then shown across the UK on big

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-773750722002-06-05T15:24:00.000+01:002004-11-17T13:49:16.690Z

When doing some Ll3l3kl35t5t3t33 (Funny way hackers, spell "elite", isn't it?!?!? Maybe they should bring out a "Spelling For Dummies" book like that jolly nice "Sex For Dummies" book not so long ago!!!!!! Mind you, not that I needed read it of course- in fact, you could say I wrote the book on the subject!!!!! Except that it's not technically true!!!! In fact, somebody else wrote the book!!!!)

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Industry middlemen are against cutting out industry middlemen!!!!!!Here's US Record Industry head honcho Hilary Rosen on a plan by KaZzZAzZAAa or whatever they're called, and various hip band people (No Doubt!!!!! By which I of course mean the band No Doubt!!!! Although there's probably very little doubt that other hip bands might like the idea!!!!) to cut out the industry and pay artists

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Linkoid!!! "The last thing you want is for your television to find out you have haemorrhoids", says this bloke!!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!Wot a great acronym for a great program!!!!!!!!

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-114472222002-04-04T10:55:00.000+01:002002-04-04T10:55:29.420+01:00

Linkoid!!!Oops, a famous celebrity opened their own restaurant again!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!Oi!!! Stop playing with your knob!!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!Well, it´s certainly more interesting than "Kilroy Woz Here"!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!Ali G is the new "Al Johnson"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Which to be honest, is probably more more amusing than his current cinematic excursion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!Yay!!!!! Miracles can happen!!!!

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-107300592002-03-14T12:52:00.000Z2002-03-14T12:52:46.966Z

Use and inkjet printer- and go to jail!!!!!! By Jove!!!!!!! I knew a lot of US peeps are understandably still jumpy after all this terrible business with terrorists and so on, but this is taking caution a tad far!!!!!! Some zero-budget filmaker printed out a whole load of fake money to be used as props in his movie- then he gets arrested for forgery!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wot next- someone on a desert

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Linkoid!!!Yay!!!! It's the Eurovision Song Content again!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be voting "Ping Pang-a-Pong" by Beligum's Hardrock Bert & His Hot Poogy Express!!!!! (Wot do you mean they didn't win the Beligan finals!??!?! Oh, fiddlesticks!!!!!!!!!)

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Holidays in Glasgow: 'dogshit'!!!!!!!!!!!! If wading through beer cans, curry packs, cigarette packets and dogshit is what turns you on, then Glasgow's your dream place for a holiday.Crikey!!!! And that's from the Rev. Ron Ferguson, who is, like, a bishop!!!!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!When Britney Spears fans grow up!!!!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!Do you think if I say 'Senior Citizen is bloody brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!' enough, it'll get on Google?!??!?!

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Linkoid!!!Shock horror!!!!!!!!! Televisual advertisiments are a bit deafening on the old earhole!!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!When all those bowler hat types say to hackers: "Why don't you use your skills for a proper job!??!?!?!??!", I don't think they meant this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Full Confidence" Alert!!!!! Hey!!!! Here's a breaking news story!!!!! UK Transport Minister Stephen Byers (Wot a great name for a Cash 'n' Carry!!!!!!) has been in a bit a of a row with some people that might have resigned from his office, or he might have sacked!!!!!!! We don't know which!!!!!!!! And top of that he's been in a bit of a spot over problems with the railways, roads, the airports,

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Linkoid!!!U-no, I always thought those wacky US fundie types were flogging a dead horse, but I didn't think they meant it literally!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BTW Do they have a different Bible over there?!?!?! One that misses out the "Thou Shalt Not Lie" bit?!?!?!?)

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Linkoid!!!Now the Invisible Man can use IRC!!!!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!If you decided to do a spiffy new "ad hoc" network with your wireless, would you give a name which sounds like something that nice young chap Will Smith would come up with?!?!?!??!?!

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Go to tha Offies- in your Drawing Room!!!!! Honestly!!!!!!! It's getting a bit hairy at the off-licenses these days!!!!!! Nope!!!! I don't mean they've turned into hippies and started selling Jazz ciggies!!!!!!!!! No, it's the to the millionz of "neds" outside chucking tenners at you and asking for "ah boattle of Buckie, big maahhhn!!!!!!!! etc. etc."!!!!!!! It's getting to the point where I

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Curling- the new Rock 'n' Roll?!??!?! Well, congrats are obviously in order to Rhona Martin & co, for winning the first Brit Gold medal in the Winter Olympics since Tovrill & Dean fell down at the end of their interminable Bolero routine in nineteen-canteen!!!!!!! Wot a shame, it's for flipping Curling, which is exactly like bowling- only in Lapland!!!!!!! Still, it's quite amusing to see an

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Blog off, Blogs!!!!!!!!!! Blimey!!!! Is it that long since the second day versh 2 of SC that I noted that some 1st generation bloggers were getting a little miffed off as 2nd generation bloggers who used stuff like, erm, Blogger!??!?!?!?!? Well, it seems like the mainstream press have finally caught up, like only 17 months afterwards!!!!!!! So, top markxzzx to Wired for really being on-the-ball

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Talk about 'revealing sources'!!!!!! U-no!!! I was reading some story in tha Wooly Brigade's fave papier, Tha Guardian!!!! It was about the usual music industry woes re Morpheus/Gnuttella/Limewire/PloppyTrader/Bearshare (Wot?!?!?! Is that a P2P thingy for "blue movies"?!?!?!? I think we should be told!!!!!!) and wasn't too much to write about, to be honest!!!!Except for this!!!!!! The GuardyPeeps

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Linkoid!!!They finally picked the replacement member for Kym in failing made-uppie beat combo Hear"Say, and peeps are really pleased about it!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!Fractals- in Javascript!!!!!!!

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Linkoid!!!If you're a multisquillion comglomeratery thingy and you're trying to swing a vote, it's a good idea not to get caught!!!!!!!

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Naughty words- on "This Morning"!!!! Just as well Richard & Judy missed this one!!!!!!! Apparently some young lady called Caprice was on Britain's deadly-dull morning TV show "This Morning" talking about taking part in some thingy she's involved in called "The Vagina Monologues", which, as the name suggests, is a dull-but-worthy "piece in which various ladies stand up and give the audience an

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Linkoid!!!Damn you Microsoft and your full raw socket API!!!!!!

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The Fast & The Furious- and that's just the customers!!!!!!!! You might be dimly aware that by now a lot of breadheads in the gramophone industries are getting a little put out by the fact that Napster/Gnutella/LimeWire/MusicCity/P2P-Plopster are showing that the average consumer never was quite the loyal "revenue stream" they thought they were!!! To remedy this scourge of free music (And

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Talk about "difficult" reviews!!! U-no, some musinewsy peeps don't half write a wad of crapola in order to make themselves look interesting!!!!!!!!!! But even I didn't expect to see in this article, a review of Prefuse 73's elpee, which went like this: "+87aZ{{skZixmZRJ+tbeatBY[:%?F&6&*;11))!!kccZRR{{kkscc1î{cRRasmMRMJCACD?IE)W\7;.-4%&/,51($$(6" ... and that's just the first line!!! Who knew

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Does this make me Grandmaster Old Fart?!?!??! This is interesting!!!!!!!! Some bloke is giving us a a potted history of the early days of hip-hop, and then at the end of it says it's a bit like weblogging, really!!!!!!!! Quite exactly how it's similar isn't really explained tho!!!!!!! But apparently "Much like blogging, rap depended upon a long history, but somehow- in an almost undescribable

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Technology Tamed- debtors drained!!!!!!!!!!!! See NTL?!?!?!? U-no, the UK cable folks wot do the cable tellybox wires up my end!!!!! They used to do quaint "local" ads on their channels for things like tha Greasy Spoon Caff on Bollokshaws Road, Kirkintilloch, where you would get some faded photoshots of some of my friends from down tha Old Folks Home eating a chip butty!!!!! With some 'Pumpin'

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Boong-Ga Boong-Ga!!!! The next Quake?!?!?! What would you do if someone comes up to and pokes you in the eye?!??!?! Would you kick the "shit" of said personage?!?!?!? Nope!!!! What you would actually do is say "Aha!!!! You've been playing the latest in cult Japanese video games!!!!!" And then proceed to kick the "shit" out of said personage!!!!!!! That's because the latest in Far East video

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-76381192001-12-04T17:50:00.001Z2001-12-04T17:50:19.760Z

Slashdot: next for tha chop?!?!?! Crikey!!!!! Wot's going on wiv all those bloshy slashdotty w3sites in tha US?!??!?! I mean, Kuro5hin.org's been down with server probs for over a week, with some concidental conspiracy theories floating around about US secret involvement with one of their posters, now Plastic's inbetween servers, as they say- in tha business!!!!!! Wots next?!??!! Is Slashdot

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Giving them a bad name- literally!!!!! I must admit to being rather amused (in the laughter sense!!!) when I read this story: "'Wee Free' Church accused of giving christianity a bad name"!!!!!!No wonder!!!!! They definately are given them a bad name!!!!! I mean, can you possibly give Christians a dafter name than "Wee Frees"?!??!?!?!?!?!? I think not!!!!!!!!!

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"Oh no!!!! Shoppers!!!!! Quick, hide the 'EXIT' signs!!!!!" U-no, once I went into this rather large shop!!!!!! And I while I was looking for tha longjohns, I found myself lost in the hosiery section!!!!!!!! A mistake anyone could have made, as I said to the police officer!!!!!! But it would have been even worse if the shop had been run the peeps who run the shops in this article!!!!! That's

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Wow!!! Petrol prices rose in 1956!!!! Hey, get this!!!! In this day in 1956, the Suez Crisis forced up UK petrol prices to an "astonishing" 30p a galleon!!!!! Just as well things are not like that today, eh!!!!!!!!

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ET Phone home- to find out wots playing on tha radiogram!!!!!!!! Have you ever heard some beat music group pumping on tha radiogram and though: "This is a load of complete shit!!!!!!!!! I'd better remember the title of the tune and the group so I can tell all my friends to boycott it!!!!!!"!??!??!?!?!? I know I have!!!!!!! The only problem is, the DJ usually goes: "And that was [mumble mumble]

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Beep beep CRASH!!!!!!!!! Nope!!!!!!!! I'm not talking about Sinclair Spectrums here!!!!!!!!!! Or even PCees minus tha sound-o-gram card!!!!!!!! I am of course talking about mobile phones!!!!!!!!! Wot!!!!!! You didn't know mobile phones could crash!!!!!!! Well, apparently they can, and can do by merely receiving a text msg!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, it's another bizzare tecchy security exploit!!!!!!!!!!!

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Literally overusing "Literally"- literally!!!!!!!!!!!!! U-no how some daft tabloidy hacks like using the word "literally" a lot?!?!? Stuff like: "Literally all kinds of cars are at this motor show!!!!!!" [Wot!!! Even Reliant Robins?!?!??!] "Literally everyone who was anyone was at this film premiere!!!!!" [Wot, like, did they dig up Perry Como so he could go along as well?!??!?!] "This funky

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Talk about manic depressive!!!!!! "I make myself laugh at everything, for fear of having to weep at it" -Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais. [Crikey!!!!! If I had a name like yours, I might feel the same way too!!!!!!!]

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Coincidence or wot?!?!?! On this day in 1965, Mary Whitehouse started her "clean up tha tellybox" campaign!!!!!!!!! Which is jolly odd, because last Friday, she ended it- by dropping dead!!!!!!!!!!

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Scrooge- with copyrights!!!!! I suspect some young whippersnappers might not have read Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol"!!!!!! So, if you have to explain to them what it's about, don't go "Oh you know!!!!!!!! It's the one with Scrooge in it!!!!!! You know!!!!!!!!! SCROOGE!!!!!!!! The miser!!!!!!!! It's set in the Victorian... Oh forget it, go and watch Hollyoaks then!!!!!!!!"!!!!!!!! What you

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Hack a site- with Google!!!!!!! Now!!!! Google!!!!! Rather tip-top searchy tool, no?!?!?!? And especially, if like, you have tha supey-dupey browsey-wowsey Opera, you'll be using it all the time for searching!!!!!! But it looks like some people are also using it- for hacking!!!!! Apparently you can use Google to search for vunerable NetWeb pages!!!!!!!!!

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Now you'll have to find another boring Windoze game!!!!! Some people said my decision to return to doing SC (By which I of course mean the venerable organ wot you are reading- with your eyes!!!!! And by organ I of course mean this w3page, not a Bontempi or Hammond "Leslie" thingy!!!!!! I mean, what would you be able to read there!!!!! Well, OK, maybe the labels on the buttons, but that would be

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Clone claims crap!!!!!!!!! Well, you might be dimly aware that some boffins have done a clone of a human bean!!!!!! Cue lotsa guff about Brave New World and Emergency Bills in the Houses of Parliament!!!!!!!!!! But what our venerable representatives (By which I mean Members of tha UK Parliament, not Brian and Helen from Big Brother!!!!) might not know is that they might be passing a law against

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Jack McConnell: The Next Osama BinLid!??!?!? Well, Jack McConnell is now First Minister of the country wot I live in (Scotland!!!!! Not England, as some of you geographically challenged people might think!!!!!!! Actually, "geographically challenged" sounds like someone who is restricted in a geographical sense, and therefore might not be the most appropriate appelation at this juncture!!!!!!

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Make Your Compute Faster- cheat!!!!! You know how it feels!!!!! Or maybe you don't!!!!!!! OK then, you can imagine how it feels!!!!!! Or maybe you can't!!!!!! But, anyway, if you can, you know how it feels!!!!!!!!!! Especially when you make bits of the insides for your PeeCee compute thingy!!!!! Take for example, ATI, who made their lovely new videogram card for da PeeCee, and said it was

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Elvis- with a trowel!!!!! Hmmmm... I would have thought people had stopped looking for an activity to be the "New Rock 'n' Roll" after "BritPop" was briefly the New Rock 'n Roll until someone realised that reheated rock 'n' roll actually wasn't really all that good!!!!!! But someone's still banging on about the New Rock 'n' Roll!!!!!! Which is, erm, Landscape Gardening!!!!!!!!!!! So know you

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Now it's not very funny- in Lego!!!!! Now, this is a bit sad!!!!!! We've already mentioned people doing really sad things with Lego, like Lego album covers and Lego video nasties!!!!!!! But now Lego themselves have topped it all by merging one sad tradition with another to come up with what some folks might term to be "something completely different"!!!!!!!!! If they're complete pillocks!!!!!!!

Old Fart!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08514960274488774456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779697.post-74747322001-11-28T18:13:00.001Z2002-02-01T13:48:16.000Z

Phew, crikey!!!!! Have I been in a TARDIS or wot!??!?!? Here I was, just coming back into society after a couple of months hard coding as part of a megabucks ultraflashy XML w3project for a booze company, and I find the world's suddenly changed in my absence!!!!!!! Not only have a bunch of idiots flown planes into a major symbol of world capitalism causing untold death and destruction, and both

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Olympiad- gone mad?!??!?! According to my calender, on this day in 1900, "after 5 months the Paris Olympic Games closed"!!!!! Why!??!?!? Had it run out of money?!?!??! Was everyone completely sick of it after 5 months, and started doing silly stuff!??!?!?! We need to know!!!!!!!!!!

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